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Spiritual Snow Day

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.
Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."
by Spookimaru January 16, 2024
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Spiritualism

1. The belief or philosophy that the truth can mostly be found through our independent moral & spiritual conscience and contact with the divine-not just through sacred texts.

2. A system of belief or religious practice based on supposed communication with the spirits of the dead, especially through mediums, (ie. spiritism).
'In spiritualism, following just one religion or philosophy is narrow-minded and limits our knowledge, whereas spirituality (following our own moral conscience / many religions or philosophies) is open-minded and grows us in knowledge.'
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis April 3, 2023
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spiritual rimjob

When the male is receiving a rimjob from behind and climaxes buckets all while his legs are shaking like a tree in the wind.
Yo that spiritual rimjob I got last night gave me a new perspective on life.
by NovaFell October 11, 2023
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Spiritually Abstract

1.Unique, Different, Spiritual, Authentic, Original

2.Spiritually Abstract Art/Music
3.A Indie (independent)

music artist Songwriter named

Mason Albert Papay

Whom Mixes, Master's, Engineer's, Produce's and Publish's his own music. Born 01/14/1995

(No Genre)

#No Labels
"Let's Go see Spiritually Abstracts' Performance (Aka. Live show)"
"That Music/Art Is Spiritually Abstract"
"That song is Produced by, Spiritually Abstract"
by Golden Dawn Silver Dusk September 2, 2023
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Spiritual swap

The act in which there are two twin girls. The male has sex with one twin in a dark room and can't see her face. The other twin pops in the room and they swap places. The other twin gets fake jizz all over her pussy. The guy wakes up the next morning sees that he came in two girls. Then realizes they were using fake jizz and didn't realize he was having sex with twins. Since he was intoxicated.
Damn, I thought I was seeing double with twins but they both just did the spiritual swap.
by Ffffffffreak June 29, 2021
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Spirituality of a Dixie Cup

Someone in a classic Narcissist phase so hard they do not notice anything else around them.
Said person is so self absorbant that they have the "spirituality of a dixie cup".
by R2CUL8_1 December 5, 2021
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