Soggy Sandbox

A delightful sexual act in which a male urinates into a womans vagina before or after sexual intercourse. Preferrably afterwards... but then again.... This act is usually done out of spite or in rare cases for fun.

Reggie wasnt impressed with his girlfriends actions at the local frat party so when they got home he gave her a soggy sandbox and told all of his friends.

by Cotswald... Call me Cotsy January 21, 2012

soggy taco

After a man ejaculates in a woman, her vagina is sometimes referred to as a 'Soggy Taco.'

I forced Tim to eat my soggy taco last night. Now I think he wants to dump me.

by CsvlDaikun May 9, 2005

Soggy Poncho

After sex, taking off a full condom and slapping it across the face of your partner.

After he blew his load, Rick took off the rubber and gave Lisa a huge soggy poncho all over her face.

by nhamfcints September 3, 2010

Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakes

useless, cant do a job properly, no good to anyone.

Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.

Phil: no i got jack to do it

Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.

by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015

Soggy Muffin

A competitive game played with a group of men in the form of masturbating. The objective of the game is to orgasm on a muffin. Last person to, is forced to eat the muffin as a losers trophy.

I can win at soggy muffin against all you guys.

by judg3 May 5, 2004

sogolicious

a delightful delecious munchkin of a persian. really small even in heels, but loud and thinks she's irish.

you are so sogolicious, bro
bro stopping being a neda and be sogolicious

by crapdingle March 14, 2008

Soggy Stinker

A flaccid feces-covered penis that is produced after the act of anal penetration. Note that the flaccid state of the penis may be caused by any number of situations, including but not limited to general disgust at the presence or aroma of fecal material or even simply returning to a flaccid state after ejaculation.

(As referenced in the Pilot episode of the TV series "Doug" entitled "Doug Bags a Neematoad")

"Honey, why did you stop?"
"Bitch, there's poo all over my dick!"

"I don't care! Suck it up. It's not that bad."
"What do you mean it's not that bad!? You're not the one with a soggy stinker!"

by AnalMayhemSodomyBot August 26, 2009