a baseball- like game, made by three boys in their friends basement on a saturday night, when they could have been out doing things, like mackin on bitches. named after the one and only snooki
by snookilover5 January 16, 2010

by Emk6501 April 1, 2017

A game in which a group of guys purchase a large bakery cookie and then stand around it and masturbate on the cookie. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie has to eat it.
by Mr. Samsonite September 6, 2006

A girl who is of the larger variety, who is also short, thinks that she is thin and petite simply because she is short. Like Snooki from the Jersey Shore they will wear clothes that aren't meant for their body type but for skinny girls.
by TheAmazingA June 28, 2011

Pullin' a Snooki is when any of your female friends get so hammered that they make comments about people that make you want to hit her in the face.
Sam: And your wife is a CUMDUMPSTER! *Downs another shot and burps* Bitch....
John: Damn, she's Pullin' a Snooki, Matt.
Matt: I know but if she is anything like Snooki, I may get laid later.
*Matt and John fistbump*
John: Damn, she's Pullin' a Snooki, Matt.
Matt: I know but if she is anything like Snooki, I may get laid later.
*Matt and John fistbump*
by IHateSnooki February 25, 2011

Sarah Palin: reality TV star; dabbled in politics as an out of the blue VP candidate that sunk the McCain ticket; served a half term as the Alaska gov, but apparently couldn't stand the heat and got out of the kitchen, deciding instead to pursue celebrity and personal fortune. In order to keep her celebrity brand current she continues to intimate a Presidential run, though few believe she is a serious player. She is the perferred opponent to President Obama by most Democrats.
I saw snow snookie on a rerun of Sarah Palin's Alaska last night. She's smoking hot for a member of the media elite.
by Innocent4 December 9, 2011

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
