smart chav

an imaginary character usually from a fairy tale.
do not exist.
extinct. they were killed by lesser chavs.
if you know a 'smart' chav, i am 100% sure they cheated on their exams and gcse's.

the day i win the lottery i'll meet a smart chav.
when your cool, ill become a smart chav.
when pigs fly, all chavs will be smart.

by sir emo of grebland May 2, 2006

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smart aleck

A more appropriate substitue for smart ass, correct spelling is elick.

teacher: hey you in the back, quit being a smart aleck.

Alec(boy in the back: my name is alec.

Thsi actually happened in my class it was damn funny

by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 12, 2005

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A TV show in the late 90's about a afro-american "Ten year old wiz kid bustin' high school". The ten year old kid being TJ Henderson, played by TJ Mowry. It was showed on the Disney channel for two years. TJ is also joined by two slackers, his brother Markus and Markus' best friend Moe. Tj and Markus live with their single father who owns a contracting company and also with their sister, Yvette. There is also some weird white kid whose name slips my mind.
"Smart Guy" is now shown as re-runs on the network called BET, meaning black entertainment.

"Yo Jamal. Whatchu' Finna do after skoo'?"

"Nuttin' much mane. Just finna pop some j's and maybe watch me some Smart Guy"

by dannakin December 19, 2008

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