siminy

an awesome gal who is really really cool and her best friend is jeremy

why can’t you be more like siminy, she makes everything better unlike you

by Dimsimmy July 6, 2023

Simian Simple

So easy a monkey could do it.

This is typically used to describe procedural steps that are so explicit that it would be nearly impossible to misunderstand them or do something wrong.

Aw, these instructions don't tell me half of what I need to know in order to do them. I need something simian simple.

by Barfor the Green June 29, 2023

Similiar

When two people in the same place experience a familiar feeling that is similar.

They felt a similiar feeling

by Shatter12 October 22, 2023

Mrs. Simington

Formidable.

Mrs. Simington is a formidable teacher.

by m_val June 13, 2018

filthy simian

A sexual position where the female supports herself on her shoulders with her legs spread upward in a "V". The male likewise spreads his legs widely enough that each partner's respective reproductive organs are in close proximity to each other. The male bends his penis downward to penitrate the female. Once coupled, both parties deficate and procede to copulate.

I had the best weekend, but I now have a nasty rash from the filthy simian I performed with X.

by jgogs April 9, 2007

simi

a hokkien term for the question 'what'.

'simi dai ji (what is your problem), make so much noise'

by chl June 6, 2005

simian

The distant parents of the "Original Peoples".

by Anonymous August 22, 2003