When a female is so unnattractive that the male anatomy actually attempts to hide itself to avoid detection.
T-roy: Tony, your girlfriend looks like Garth from Wayne's World!
Tony: So?
G-Lo: Well when she was at the bar last night, she was causing much negative schwing!
Tony: So?
G-Lo: Well when she was at the bar last night, she was causing much negative schwing!
by G Lo September 21, 2004
Get the negative schwing mug.When fucking an unclean asshole, it is very possible to remove your dick, covered with your partners shit. This problem is best solved by wiping your partner's face with said shit covered member. Resulting in a dirty sanchez.
by Iva-Bigun September 5, 2005
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When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.
We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!
I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.
I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.
by Wackattack. June 10, 2011
Get the Kraft Shingles mug.A slang term for a males weenie/pee-pee. Can be substituted with words like junk, shaft, johnson, tally-whacker or schlong.
The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.
Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.
Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
"Yo! Sarah just kicked a ball right into Mike's schwing schwong."
"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"
"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*
"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"
"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*
"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
by SchwingSchwongByah December 24, 2010
Get the schwing schwong mug.by Mighty Large April 26, 2007
Get the schwingle mug.1. The sound of a sword being drawn from its scabbard.
2. The polar opposite of "Shang".
3. An annoying bald person whom is immutably set in his ways.
2. The polar opposite of "Shang".
3. An annoying bald person whom is immutably set in his ways.
When the enemy was upon him, he pulled his sword, "Ol Pointy" from it's sheath with a mighty "Shhhhhinng"!
That Shing is sure set in his ways.
That Shing is sure set in his ways.
by Bulbous September 16, 2005
Get the shing mug.The olympic sport of shoe-flinging. Works best with rubber flip flops or loose sneakers. There are 3 main categoroes for a Shling competition: Grace, Distance, and Height, with a bonus "creative" category.
by Poochyena 50HP August 17, 2007
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