shite clapper A person who does what ever hes told to do or tries to please ones boss. Also like the term brown-noser
by Offshore life July 25, 2018
Have you ever started to describe a situation as crap but realised too late that this doesn't adequately describe the severity of the situation?
Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.
Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.
by mackemlad1 March 19, 2016
Did you really put a pizza in the oven for 30 minutes without turning the fucking oven? Come on, shite for brains, use common sense!
by what do i care 125 February 09, 2022
Rambling on about stuff you have never really thought through before. Usually any opinions will lack substance, although they are often phrased in a way that makes you sound intelligent and well educated. Often includes hot takes and seemingly deep questions.
“Do you ever wonder if we are living in a simulation? Ooh I wonder if anyone I know has experienced a glitch in the matrix, i heard that it can all be put down to this quantum mechanical theor-“
“Oh would you ever shut up and stop shite talking”
“Oh would you ever shut up and stop shite talking”
by Eefahh May 23, 2020
The act of taking a stinging sloppy shit the morning or afternoon after a night out on the guiness or a very spicy meal/pizza. Worst case scenario involves breathlessness and possible vomiting during shitting.
by Yosser Hughes July 31, 2017
by Cunt-bag June 21, 2007
Intentional mispronunciation of shit.
by Andrew Schwartz January 31, 2005