Early Shirley

Noun. A girl that cums too fast.

Boy howdy, Anita Peters sure was an Early Shirley last night.

by xylophone dan March 5, 2020

Big Shirley

Gat, nine, gun, biscuit

I got Big Shirley at my side, so what's happenin?

by Stefan_N July 11, 2006

lucky lager shirley

When you take a girl in an outhouse, and you fuck her doggy style, so her hands are on the toilet. Right before you cum, pound your 40 of lucky lager and smash the emptly bottle over her head and push her in.

I gave Jake's mom a lucky lager shirley last night...

by Max Taylor January 18, 2008

Wacky shirley

A Wacky Shirley is a sex move where the woman sits on your face and checks her tweets.

Amy totally pulled a Wacky Shirley on me last night. Her favorite celebrity was live tweeting the Republican debate and she was horny, so it was the least I could do.

by Churlish January 17, 2016

sister shirley ceaser

U NAME IT!!!! I got greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes! (Repeat 5x)

HEY DID YOU Hear Sister Shirley Ceaser's new album called "U NAME IT"

by RevJJ January 7, 2017

filthy shirley

When a girl fucks a guy you thought was your friend, and then blames you for it. See also "Sky"

Sky pulled a Filthy Shirley on me...it caused quite a rukus!!

by Steelslinger74 March 7, 2020

Don’t call me Shirley!

This line is spoken by Dr. Rumack, played by Leslie Nielson, in the film Airplane!
In one of the film's most famous scenes, former pilot Ted Striker (Robert Hays) discovers that both the pilot and co-pilot of Trans American Flight 209 have succumbed to food poisoning. Dr. Rumack asks Striker if he can fly the plane and land it. Striker responds, "Surely you can't be serious," prompting Rumack to say, with a straight face, "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

Julia seen Sharlene at the party and thought she was Shirley, so she said “Hi, Shirley! Nice hairdo!”. However, Sharlene didn’t take it that well and slapped Julia in the face “Don’t call me Shirley!” she huffed and left.

by elixrramen July 23, 2020