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Big shaq

Big shaq created the great math problem that NOONE can solve:
2+2=4-1=3. He refers to this as quick maths.

He is smoking trees everyday on the block and is never seen without his black puffy north face jacket as he is NOT HOT. His brother is called asnee and his man (no homo) has a frisbee.

Never ever ask him is he is hot in the jacket as it is very offensive to his roadman culture. His main hobby is chilling in the corridor and going to the park where he see’s your girl. She is most likely an uckers.

Big shaq’s ting goes srrrrrrrrraaaattt papapapakat skidikitkatkat and a pumpumpurrr pumm skiiiiyyyaaa
Yo my name is big shaq. Mans not hot. That’s not sweat, perspiration ting.
by It’s everyday bro December 22, 2017
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Big Shaq's Theorum

Oi, take off ya jacket.
Mate do you not know Big Shaq's Theorum
by Notamine January 2, 2018
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Big Shaq

A godly rapper, that is never hot, and has a brother named Azsnee. Azsnee has a pumpy.
Big Shaq, the one and only mans not hot, never hot.
by SIRCCLAXYBRO December 7, 2017
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Love Shaq

A song by the B52's about their affection towards NBA basketballer Shaquille O'Neil
Bob: "Have you listened to 'Love Shaq' yet?"
Margaret: "No."
by Zanda Panda October 19, 2008
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Baby Shaq

Sofokles Schortsanites, a Greek negro basketball player, national team star.

He is called the Baby Shaq because of his skin colour, FT (dis)ability, big body and dunking skills

also refered as Big Sofo
-Did you see that GREECE vs USA basketball match?
Baby Shaq was dominant!!
-yeah mate, Sofoklis was outstanding
by d11b December 10, 2010
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Lil Shaq

Our lord and savior

His talents include: quick maths, the ability to smoke trees and the ability to take off his jacket because mans not hot.
And the ting go skraaaaah! Pop pop pop pop pop! Skitaree pop pop!

Lil Shaq
by Lord Trump April 23, 2018
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Venom Shaq

Absolute demigod in nba 2k22, has still never hit a shot since the release of mycarrer. The corner is his natural habitat, born and raised, can’t tell if he’s on offence or defence. Just an overall unit on the court and off the court. Makes his guy look like shaq, but can’t do anything to save his life. excessively calls for lobs, thinks he’s actually shaq when he’s on a perimeter lock. Rocking the remembrance day fit, with a smell beanie And plans on getting a fit for every holiday. A perimeter lock that can’t play defence, claims that he can hit shots when not lagging, but he is always lagging.
POV goes on the 2k community discord and tries to get someone to play with.

1 what build are you?

2 I’m venom shaq

3 what’s that?

4 a unit.

5 Alr I’ll run with you

POV plays one match and never plays with him again.
by anonymous November 19, 2021
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