seeing double

Hallucination. Your vision shows a double image, one slightly off center from the other. Sometimes associated with illness or drug use.

Jake has a disease that affects his balance. Sometimes he has to sit down until he stops seeing double and the spinning goes away.

by Ryan Thompson June 16, 2004

Seeing red

Overdosing on Viagra turns your vision red. Not only are you hard, you are seeing red, permanently.

I took too much of the little blue pill and now I am seeing red all of the time.

by Notplayin October 5, 2018

sasing

The act of Staring at Stuff (s.a.s) pronounced s-ass-ing

Stop sasing bro it makes you look gay

by strobopop January 10, 2012

Smesing

To type (and send) SMS messages from a mobile device (phone).

Peter is smesing his girl friend.
Stop smesing me!

by Umar Rehman December 12, 2008

Sexing

To have sex

I was with my girlfriend and she said "Follow me." I followed her and she went into the girl's bathroom. So I went in quickly. There I saw her, in the stall, wide open stall, and her sexy vagina there. I walked up and undressed her shirt. Then her bra. Finally, I got whst I wanted. A naked but sexy girl. I rammed my dick into her vagina. She gave a tiny squeal. I went in and out quickly. We were sexing. "Oh Nate, that feels so damn good..." she said, moaning in satisfaction. It felt good.

by Sexy183629274 December 12, 2018

seeing double

Being Drunk

he did five shots and was seeing double.

by Lauren June 16, 2004

Sewing Blind

Sewing Blind : Weaves comments in and out of social networking threads/forums totally missing the 'eye' of the thread. LOL

Has no understanding of what the first statement was about, or doesn't care and posts impertinent (that have nothing to do with the subject) comments.

John is always Sewing Blind, he never quite gets it!

Jane is always Sewing Blind, she should pay attention to what she's reading, she's always making comments that no one can understand.

by shelovestosail November 4, 2009