Service Huddle

To partake in smoking of marijuana in a group of two or more persons.

Commonly used to cover ones true intention while talking in mixed company or while on the phone.

Malia and Michael plan on getting together for a Service Huddle later tonight.

by Big Mike D. January 28, 2005

Service Crush

When the object of your crush is a member of the service industry with whom your only relationship is one in which they serve you.

Dude, can we go to that bar night? My service crush works tonight and I've made good inroads. She now knows my name and drink.

by dj-choice December 11, 2009

service turd

Waiter or waitress with a very bad attitude and or service

Man, our waitress at the spaghetti factory was a total service turd!

by Happykitty66 July 26, 2016

Arsewiping Service

When someone calls in to get you to do something for them that they can easily manage themselves but can't be bothered to do it!

Call Andrex, this Micta needs the arsewiping service, they wont call up their energy company to set up their account and want us to do it!

by Flash-collector June 7, 2019

church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

by The Greg July 19, 2004

Silent Service

1. A tight submarine game on Nintendo where you play as a bearded man, and kill nazi's n' shit. 2. Oral sex performed while the reciever is asleep.

I played Silent Service when I was a kid. But now that I'm older, I prefer real silent service.

by L. Roman July 15, 2006

Service Top

a top who cares about doing everything right so their bottom enjoy sex to the fullest; their bottom's desires are above everything else and it's their pleasure to satisfy their partner

X: Tartaglia from genshin impact would be a total service top
Y: you're right! he would make sure his bottom partner is enjoying every single second with him!

by ttlstan October 10, 2023