Satan's Starling

The bird or birds that are cherping outside of your bedroom window in the early hours of the morning. They are often more active when you are hungover or feeling particularly unwell, making the experience worse.

Todd: Damn, you look terrible dude?
Glenn: God damn Satan's Starlings woke me up at 5:00am this morning... little bastards!

by buckonz November 23, 2009

Satan's Ass Crack

Texas

I live in Satan's ass crack so summer's are literally hell

by Taylor bruh names Taylor June 26, 2016

Annos Satanas

System of time based around the number 9. Primarily used by the Church of Satan. Commonly abbreviated A.S.

Barack Obama was elected president in XLIII Annos Satanas.

by E5150 August 28, 2009

Smoke Meth Hail Satan

An over exaggeration of ones life during ridicule. Not necessarily meaning one will, "Smoke Meth & Hail Satan". The saying was made popular by clothing brand Anchorsand producing t-shirt and goodies displaying that sentence.

The idiom was created by close friend of the brand and releases in 2012 short after his decease.

Roger: "Kicked out of college, a DUI and fired from your job? What are you going to do now?!"

George: "Smoke Meth Hail Satan."

by God Less America September 15, 2014

Satan

Pronunciation: Mi-cro-soft

Meaning: An evil entity that rules the underworld. One that administrates punishment to ones foolish enough to give in to sin.

Hell now runs on Windows! - Satan

Ether 15:19 - "Microsoft had full power over the PCs of the people; for they were given up unto the hardness of their computers, and the blindness of their minds that they might be destroyed

by Linus B. Torvalds July 1, 2006

Satandamn

What Christians say instead of Goddamn.

Ahhh, that satandamned hooker stole all my satandamned money. SATANDAMN!

by Kenjitheninja January 28, 2007

Satan's BBQ

A threesome with the ratio of 3:0, defined as 3 guys to 0 girls.

Gary: So what're we going to do us three guys all alone?
David: Lets have a Satan's BBQ, I'll fire up the grill.

by Maokip June 20, 2009