national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!
by mamajillschicken March 21, 2021
Get the national samson day mug.On Friday 12th November 2004, i met the hardest and most solid man in my life. With his sexy greyish/black barnet, huge biceps and earpiece, he certainly looked like he could knock out Arnold Schwarzenegger anyday.
He came along looking to confiscate cans of beer from underage drinkers, only to walk away empty handed (making a complete tit out of himself). He did scare everyone though and stopped them from underage drinking ever again.
He went back in his car and started to feel how incredibly massive his biceps are. they were huge. and he looked ever harder with that haircut and ear piece.
He came along looking to confiscate cans of beer from underage drinkers, only to walk away empty handed (making a complete tit out of himself). He did scare everyone though and stopped them from underage drinking ever again.
He went back in his car and started to feel how incredibly massive his biceps are. they were huge. and he looked ever harder with that haircut and ear piece.
by That Solid Copper From Fat Sams November 16, 2004
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The heir to the Samsung throne has widely been known to throw the craziest sex parties this side of Pyongyang. Thought to have been raised and educated in Boston, MA, the mysterious heir to the Samsung Electronics Empire has become infamous for his rockstar-eque exploits of females. He has been known to jump from city to city in his private jet sleeping with multiple women in between decadent meals. He has allegedly taken hundreds of thousands of women out to seafood dinners and has not once called them back. In sum, he makes the Dos Equis man look like Tim Tebow.
Jon got drunk last night and ended up in a hotel room with 3 Vegas strippers and a midget. Needless to say it was a Samsung Sex Party
by The Anti-Tim Tebow March 10, 2011
Get the Samsung Sex Party mug.a large mythical creature similar to a Sasquatch named so by the characters in the candian show Trailer Park Boys
by Rossatron June 2, 2008
Get the samsquamsh mug.the nicest girl you'll ever meet... her heart is huge and super sweet but don't be fooled she got big feet.
by sexy.beasts.and.salad March 9, 2017
Get the Samsara mug.Any brown kid that gels his hair everyday to look like a guido. Often the gel gets to this persons head, making his vocabulary and grammar incorrect/limited/ made up.
by carsonbitches March 7, 2011
Get the sams hair gel mug.A very love at one time but then can switch in a sec. If you don't make him mad your all good but all warning don't mess with a Samsun or a Sampson nether. But like I said a very very loving sweet guy till ya mess with him.
by Chloesun05 July 13, 2017
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