sockeye salmon

very similiar to the flailing salmon but the sex is anal rather than vaginal.

After years of perfecting the Flailing Salmon, Jim finally got up enough nerve to try the Sockeye Salmon. He dropped more loads than UPS.

by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

Sneaky Salmon

The action of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting individual and then inserting one hand between that person's knees and then slapping the insides of their legs while traveling upwards, mimicking a salmon swimming upstream.

Hey bro, can you video this dudes face while I dish him up a sneaky salmon.

by Fat2Flat April 23, 2017

Salmon Underwear

Underwear that has been left out for awhile and is getting crusty

Dude, don't touch those panties, they are salmon underwear.

by originalgansta February 9, 2012

find the salmon

A kinky sex game for bears

When two bears feel kinky they play find the salmon

by FIND_DA_SALMON January 27, 2015

Dishwasher salmon

The end product of cooking salmon in a fucking dishwasher.

Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"

Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"

by LightningStu April 21, 2022

Aggressive salmon

When a man or woman gets slapped across the face with another mans limp penis like a hungry bear does during a salmon spawning feeding frenzy

She really wanted round two last night, but I had to unleash the aggressive salmon

by Battered July 8, 2017

Salmon Pants

An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.

Oh God, here come's the Salmon Pants...

I would never join that club - it's full of Salmon Pants!

by TV News Chick May 9, 2020