The average Russian man's penis, which is the best penis a woman can experience, but can also be a reference to the average Russian shotgun, which has six barrels.
Jessie: "Oh my god, Randy gave me his Russian Shotgun last night!"
Tina: "Damn girl, you got some? I'm so jealous!"
Tina: "Damn girl, you got some? I'm so jealous!"
by preventablediseases October 30, 2017
by EliasG December 15, 2022
The act of having a casual hookup or fling with a person of a foreign nationality after your native ex dumps you. Some people will go as far as leaving their country of origin for a Russian rebound.
by Triple Banana July 03, 2018
When one puts 5 up the pink, 5 up the stink of a girl at the same time. Preferably suddenly. The term originated from Russian "strip searches" of political/criminal enemies.
Person 1: "OMG. Did you see her face when he did a Russian Shocker to her?"
Person 2: "Yes. She looked like she was in pain."
Person 3: "Yeah, but she enjoyed it..."
Person 2: "Yes. She looked like she was in pain."
Person 3: "Yeah, but she enjoyed it..."
by Edgar Sanderson October 15, 2009
by antiari January 06, 2014
by Geeetar_boi December 01, 2019
The act of getting up at three in the morning, putting the cereal of your choice in a bowl and pouring vodka and milk in it.
Eating it, and drinking the rest of the vodka, you get dressed drunk off your ass and go to work in the shittiest clothes you have with no coat in cold weather, and you come home after finding out it's Sunday.
Eating it, and drinking the rest of the vodka, you get dressed drunk off your ass and go to work in the shittiest clothes you have with no coat in cold weather, and you come home after finding out it's Sunday.
Nikolai: Gah, man, I had a Russian Morning today, almost got ran over trying to go to work.
Dmitry: Dude.
It's Sunday at five in the morning.
Dmitry: Dude.
It's Sunday at five in the morning.
by QuantumToaster October 05, 2014