Runners bum

When you need to shit whilst running and you must clench your asscheeks to hold it in.

- "Hahaha Paula Radcliffe shat herself mid race", "ah, we've all had runners bum"

by Mahoganay October 28, 2013

Bridge Runner

Someone who exists on several worlds at the same time, as in a stock broker by day and a punk by night or a hi-tech big wig and a DJ. Usually with aptitude in one or both areas.

"That Eddie, a bridge runner, i tell you. Saw him last night bartending my local bar. Look at him now doing the accounting."

"She's a bridge runner. Saw her giving head behind the dumpster at that club last night, she was so hot, now she wants to fire me?

by abragag December 16, 2008

Naruto Runners

A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu

Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. You guys will go around covering the Kyles. The Kyles will destroy the outer gates so the Anti-Vax kids and the Crackheads could sneak in and overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap some alien cheeks

by Void_Slash April 27, 2020

runners depression

failed to complete a workout run for an extended period of time and frankly dont give a damn.

I have runners depression since I haven't run in 2 weeks, and I could care less.

by twitfollower May 12, 2011

suz runner

A suz runner is when you have a crack pipe, throw it at the front of a car while naked, run around in a circle 3 times.

Jack did a suz runner in a gas station parking lot at night.

by nategi47 August 20, 2010

cum runner

Dribbles of semen down a womans leg or skirt post sexual act.

Oh fuck Suzy, you got a cum runner, clean up quick!

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

dope runner

Dope runner is slang for a person who smuggles or traffics illicit drugs.

You figure him for a dope runner?

by jafioga January 13, 2008