jewel runner

A robber. Or a member of the amazing hip hop group Run The Jewels.

“I’m low on funds, so I’m going to take that chain from him. I’m a jewel runner.”

by maulie September 20, 2022

Runners bum

When you need to shit whilst running and you must clench your asscheeks to hold it in.

- "Hahaha Paula Radcliffe shat herself mid race", "ah, we've all had runners bum"

by Mahoganay October 28, 2013

runners depression

failed to complete a workout run for an extended period of time and frankly dont give a damn.

I have runners depression since I haven't run in 2 weeks, and I could care less.

by twitfollower May 12, 2011

Naruto Runners

A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu

Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. You guys will go around covering the Kyles. The Kyles will destroy the outer gates so the Anti-Vax kids and the Crackheads could sneak in and overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap some alien cheeks

by Void_Slash April 27, 2020

suz runner

A suz runner is when you have a crack pipe, throw it at the front of a car while naked, run around in a circle 3 times.

Jack did a suz runner in a gas station parking lot at night.

by nategi47 August 20, 2010

cum runner

Dribbles of semen down a womans leg or skirt post sexual act.

Oh fuck Suzy, you got a cum runner, clean up quick!

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

dope runner

Dope runner is slang for a person who smuggles or traffics illicit drugs.

You figure him for a dope runner?

by jafioga January 13, 2008