Cristano Ronaldo

A magnificent Portuguese futbol player. Cristano plays for Man United, and is number 7.
Unfortunately, he has a deadly illness.. He plays with Maguire

Dude.. Why does Cristano Ronaldo have to play with Maguire???????????

by kysuglyphagot June 9, 2022

r9 ronaldo

Commonly known as Ronaldo Nazario, R9 is considered to be one of the best strikers ever to play football. In 1997, at the age of 21, he became the youngest player ever to hold the ballon d’or, a record he still holds today. He also broke the world transfer record twice before he turned 21. By the age of 23, he had already scored more than 200 goals. There has been a lot of strikers who are legendary but R9 or Ronaldo Nazario stands out from them.

“R9 ronaldo is my goat striker.”

by Bl_36 September 6, 2023

cristiano ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is a football player who has been to Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, and then in 2022, ronaldo had back to Manchester united but didn't been treated well. Ronaldo is mad and he went to Al Nassr which is in Saudi Arabia. He was still no.7, we very respect Cristiano Ronaldo, he is the real god

Cristiano Ronaldo? We are going to say... ' siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'

by CR7_thegoat7 September 25, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldo

one of the best soccer players in the world

i want to be the second cristiano ronaldo.

by manutdrox January 17, 2009

Ronald McDunkin

The Demon spawn in result of sexual intercourse between a Frosted Donut from Dunkin Donuts and Ronald McDonald. McDunkin, the leader of 'The Church Of Ronald McDunkinism,' is known to lead churches in areas with preschools and other child-related areas.

McDunkin is known for his yearly harvest, in which whoever defies him is burnt up at the stake, where they are then skinned and used as meat for McDonalds burgers and misc. foods at Dunkin Donuts

RONALD MCDUNKIN BE PRAISED

by mcDunkinBePraised March 21, 2011

Ronald's Revenge

Massive, putrid, uncontrollable diarrhea which strikes after eating McDonald's fast-food.

Usually strikes when you are the furthest away from a toilet. Being mostly liquid, there is no holding back Ronald's Revenge. The quicker you waddle, the tighter you clench, the faster it comes out.

If you eat McDonald's you better wear your Depends.
Goes down good, then comes Ronald's Revenge!

by ageeksayswhat October 16, 2016

ronald saba

a very hot guy

ronald saba is very hot

by sorta.gay October 2, 2021