Robert has no look with girls and the only one he does get he will keep for eternity. He makes no jokes at all but he has the biggest shlong. He doesnt really understand how humans should communicate and therefore only has few really close mates which is perfectly acceptable. Not whipped by anyone and is sometimes very stubborn. Overall a generally nice guy
by chickenlover1002 November 8, 2018
Get the Robertmug. by Nathan-the-destroyer- of- anus December 12, 2019
Get the Robertmug. A self-interested arsehole who is materialistic and has enough self loathing to fill a ocean. He is selfish, money orientated and counts his pennies worse than scrooge. His family and friends are forgotten and his only thought is for his girlfriend who is from a wealthy family. He thinks he is better than everyone else and lets everyone know how great he has it whenever he can, boasting about his new car, 'swanky' lifestyle and hitting the clubs in London because that's what cool people like Robert do. Roberts will do nothing for anyone unless they are able to gain from it, they are greedy human beings and go out of their way to insult others and bring them down to their own level of self-loathing.
by Periodicals May 14, 2016
Get the Robertmug. Robert is usually good at everything. He’ll beat you in games and make you wanna slap him in the face. Everyone knows a Robert.
by Fornite4lyfe February 10, 2019
Get the Robertmug. Hey do you know Robert?
Yeah, don’t mess with him unless you want to live a short and miserable life.
Yeah, don’t mess with him unless you want to live a short and miserable life.
by Big Dick Big Money :( June 9, 2018
Get the Robertmug. A Ship name involving 2 people that really love each other. Nothing wrong with being gay am I right?
Person1: Ronit and Bert just really love each other don't they?
Person2: I know, Robert is really a thing
Person2: I know, Robert is really a thing
by Stephen6982 December 10, 2018
Get the RoBertmug.