Jerk the Ripper

a person who can only dance the Jerk but cannot do it well...ergo killing the dance

that kid at the party last weekend was a total Jerk the Ripper

by Snow510 October 29, 2009

Ripper Magoo

When a kid named Jonny Daz hits a dinger off the tee after doing cocaine in the bathroom with Dustin Johnson

What a shot by jonny, pete I think he did a couple of ripper magoos in the bathroom prior to that shot.

by peterrippymagoo June 19, 2019

chode ripper

A female who uses her teeth when performing oral sex

Man, everything was great until that chode ripper snagged my dick on her braces!

by Sherjo June 18, 2008

ticket ripper

Someone who's a little off but you cant really put your finger on it. Like the people who rip tickets at movie theaters.

The act of getting stupid drunk and doing dumb things.

Chadd told me to make sure I spell his name with 2 ds. What a ticket ripper.

Oh god I was so drunk last night and such an idiot, I'm such a ticket ripper.

by Lcougs June 18, 2011

rectum ripper

A Specific Tool mainly Used By Tylers Mother. A Gigantic Dildo that will rip you in two.

Damn that bitzch uzin a fuckin Rectum Ripper

by SlasheR September 27, 2003

Clipper Ripper

n.

A specialised type of lighter thief, who dabbles only in the twocing of Clipper brand lighters.

Fred: "Anyone have a light?"
Bob: "Here y'go guv"
Fred "Clipper, eh?"
Bob: "Yeah."
Bob: "Fred...?"

by bmr November 16, 2004

Angel Ripper

The angel of death , you dont want to meet this one

man1 : Dude thats sick!
man2 : I know its the angel ripper
man1 : Dah!

by Hairy Fish September 01, 2008