randomization

A very special way of pooing, or someone who is suffering from the disease randomia (being random too much).

You utterly stinky pooey schmelle schmelley idiotic cobranical son of a bitch, you are suffering from randomization

by Cobrania February 20, 2005

Random play

Meeting up with people that you may or may not know for random activities.

Commonly used (and misused) on Facebook.

Tony: "That cute chick from the coffee shop hit me up and wants to know if I wanna go sky diving."

Jamal: "What the fuck? You barely even say hi to her each morning."

Tony: "That's the beauty of being open to Random play."

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Amy: "This strange guy off of Facebook wants to go grab some coffee on Tuesday."

Melissa: "Well, you DO have Random Play in your "interested in" section."

Amy : "True, Well Joanne seems to be a mutual friend. I'll ask her what this guys like."

by Crystella Marie January 26, 2010

Randol

From the greek work "adol-phus" meaning "the great one" (adol-great, phus-one). Of great fortune and envy. Ancient scripts wrote of people who prayed for the perfect man to blessed their hearts. Some say he is too good to be true, some say he is simply amazing. So they called him "adolphus".

Oh "Randol" truly you are magnificent....there is no other one except Randol.
Be my Randol
Wow, what a Randol you have
There is good, there is great, then there is Randol

by stokovic March 12, 2011

random occuring boner

A boner that happens randomly and unexpectedly. Usually it is not a good thing. They generally tend to happen at the worst possible time or a time when it is not acceptable or called for. Sometimes it happens when a man is not even turned on or horney.

Man, it was weird. I was just sitting in math class and boom, random occuring boner. It made no sense, there wasn't even a hot girl in the room

by Tojo Hiroshita November 27, 2010

random crap

When your shit looks abnormal.

Simon noticedar his crap wouldn't fit down the toilet!

I just had the most random crap

by Marlin22 November 13, 2016

Random bullshit

Something Moon Knight throws at his enemies whenever he feels threatened.

Thugs :"Be careful, man. I hear Moon Knight attacks with all sorts of random bullshit."
"Please, I got him dead to rights. Now to--"
MK: "RANDOM BULSHIT GO!!!!"

by Khonshulover66 November 30, 2021

turbo random

A Turbo Random is a person who no one knows who are. Especially used in online video games.

Who is that inting the game? I don't know, must be a turbo random.

by Magnocool April 3, 2021