ripped off

This is when you are expecting a lare sum of money from your parents for working all summer, and you dont get any of it because your parents dont love you.

Jon H: hey it is time for my money.
Lisa H: I think not.
Bob H: You got owned Jon
Jon H: Man i got ripped off.

by roettger May 28, 2006

ripped

1. Having well defined muscles.
2. The state of being drunk.
3. Having inhaled deeply from a bong.
4. To fart.

1. That guy is all ripped up, he must be juicing!
2. Mike Hunt was drinking way too much at that party, he was totally ripped!
3. Dang, did you see the look in his eyes when he ripped that last hit?!
4. I was with my girl last night and her eyes started to water after I ripped a juicy one!

by Dave G-Spot September 15, 2003

Ripped

Ripped: To show up someone in public, and cause humor at their embarrasment.

Jen: Nice pants, Eugine... where did you get them from? The pound shop?
Eugine: Nice face, Jen, where did you get that from, your mother in law?
Harry: Jen's just been ripped by Eugine!

by Blahdsdgdgh February 1, 2007

ripped sneaker

Any girl who is either ugly, slutty, busted, or just nasty in some other way shape or form. Very negative connotation.

That bar sucks, it's just filled with a bunch of ripped sneakers and grizzle monsters.

by Crazy X July 31, 2008

ripped a new one

verbally wrecked to shreds; roasted

i was ripped a new one by my track coach after fucking up at the meet.

by jaminator69 December 14, 2016

rip, ripped, ripping

To steal.

Syn: gank, cop.

Dude, did you just rip that sell phone?

Damn skippy.

by Mikey Bürke April 26, 2005

ripped

extremely low body fat combined with good musculature.

Lifting wieghts made me big, now dieting will get me ripped!

by yo mama September 15, 2003