bitch repellent

The spray you use to spray that one annoying ass bitch that won’t go away. Like a fly.

Bitch: Hey I heard you wanna fight? Let’s go outside now!

Me: No no no! Stay your annoying ugly ass over there. *sprays bitch repellent*

by Joshlerandmel October 27, 2018

Repeat Outfit Disorder: (aka R.O.D.)

When someone you see frequently repeats a noticeable outfit to an embarrassing level. It usually occurs when others find themselves saying "Oh no, not that outfit again!..He/She just wore that!" Or R.O.D can occur when someone wears the same outfit for a similair function repeatedly, for example if someone wears the same exact every time that there is an important work function.

"Not the pink dress with the silver shoes again, that's the second Monday in a row - Man, she has a bad case of "Repeat Outfit Disorder: (aka R.O.D.)"

by Quandushi December 16, 2009

snuggle repellent

Farting under the sheets when your girlfriend tries to snuggle up against you

Girl: "you had bad gas last night"
Guy: "that was my snuggle repellent"

by DJBee May 22, 2007

The Grand Reveal

When either facing a large audience or your significant other, one unzips his trousers and uncoils his 'hog', while uttering the phrase (in the most perverted voice)..."You like?"

"At each chance possible, the gang usually performed The Grand Reveal...typically trying to out do the other's portrayal of 'You liiiiiiiiike"

by Hogsmen November 25, 2013

opposite sex repellent

anything that scares away the opposite sex

why are you wearing a scarf, thats opposite sex repellent!

by hardhitr3 September 27, 2009

repeat offender

A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.

"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

repeater

The male equivalent to a multiple orgasm / squirter / cummer in the female. The male cums more than once in the same fuck, sometimes rapidly - giving the impression of a very much longer than usual jet of hot cum, without losing the erection or resting. The fuck can change position; i.e hand, tits, mouth, ass, pussy, feet, more than one sex partner at the same time etc with hot jets of cum all the way through sex. Even right upto the end!

"A good hard cock and I'll cum buckets but Jeff was something else - an endless stream of hot salty cum. I've landed myself a repeater! Yum, Yum!! I know what I want for lunch!"

by skipper johnson January 6, 2009