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monta relish

contains 3 ingredients:
1. pickles
2. vinegar
3. monta
1. David: "The monta relish is fresh!"
2. Peter: "Relish for three!"
by Dabito February 23, 2011
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relieving stress

to have an orgasm, term mostly used towards someone masturbating, but also can be used for sexual intercourse, which is slightly better than "mocking your member."
hey man get out of the bathroom! I'm relieving stress.
by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007
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tax relief

the extra large shit you take after you find out how much you have to pay in taxes
95k to federal???, get out of the bathroom!!
I need Tax Relief!!!
by matlock503 April 20, 2010
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religion

Something cowards try and avoid because it often seems too much of a burden.

Religion is the systematic approach to participation in the "anti-fall".
It's our means of curing a world laced with death.

Man up and stop complaining about past evils committed under the umbrella of religion. I'm sick of cheap excuses to abandon it. Good religion is the only thing that can unwind the misery of bad religion.

And drop the 'religion is a delusion/lie' mantra. One could flinch at the thought of such frivolous naivety. Dim, inarticulate notions of truth and reality quail before the stark actuality that religion burns with.
Religion is the lifeblood that continues to carry oxygen to this broken world. But this blood also carries a toxin called human depravity.
You don't get the venom out of a man's bloodstream by cutting out his heart; you get it out by giving him the antidote.

Man’s chief end is to glorify God, and to enjoy him forever.
by M-J-to-the-wissle December 31, 2008
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sexual relief

That feeling that a weight has been taken off your shoulders after sex. The anxiety and tension during periods of sexual inactivity is released and leads to a brief period of relaxation.
That was what I needed all along, sexual relief smoothened me up.
by siriusbaby June 8, 2016
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Sharkian Religion

A religion made by the one and only Fijiiwater. It is the number one and sexiest religion out there.
Whoa, did you see those shark worshipers?
Yes I've heard they are Sharkian Religion.
by Marqiio June 19, 2021
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Bad Religion

Like just about everyone else has said... the best Punk Band ever. Hell, forget labels. One of the best Bands ever. All those poser bands coming out now-a-days don't even compare and it makes me sick how little recognition Bad Religion gets. Known for their inspirational and political lyrics, Bad Relgion is the r0x0r.
Bad Religion is Punk, not Blink 182... or Greenday, but Bad Religion.
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