reality TV

A really stupid idea those fuckshots from FOX decided to develop.

Guy #1: Did you see that new reality TV show on Fox last night?
Guy #2: Uhh..no, it looked too gay. Besides, jumping off a skyscraper for 200 bucks isn't reality...IT'S A FUCKING GAME SHOW!
Guy #1: Survivor doesn't have that!
Guy #2: Survivor was an excuse of a TV show. They interviewed a bunch of fucks on nation TV, turned them against each other, and then gave the winner money. GAME. SHOW.
Guy #3: Yea, and besides, they starved themselves. We're doing a hella great job of making sure our youth aren't becoming anorexic or bulemic aren't we?
Guys #1&2: Where the fuck did you come from? How did you get in?? Get the fuck outta our house!

by Hextacy July 5, 2006

The Person reading this

An amazing Person who's reading this right now, they really are great and the Person that wrote this hopes that that Person had a great day or night so far!
It would be great if that Person takes care of theirself and stays safe & hydrated! :) <3
Also you're gay no homo ily

The Person that wrote this: "wow I really love the Person reading this !~ <3

The Person reading this: "*reading this*"

Have a nice day lol

by ShrekFangirl September 9, 2019

reading braile

When your car tire runs over the bumpy lane reflectors on the road or interstate.

Car swerves towards shoulder...
"Stop readin' braile, man!"

by anonymous April 22, 2004

Reality Warper

Reality Warping is a rare and extremely powerful ability, which is defined as the ability to change or manipulate reality and the world, itself to various degrees. For a Reality Warper, nearly all things are possible and almost anything they want can be done. This ability may be used and manifested in many different ways, from changing physical aspects, the users surroundings, augmenting powers to distorting the very fabric of space and flow of time itself.

i'm lazy and can't think a sentence about a Reality Warper.

by HyperbrineGames April 18, 2018

reading plus

this website helps you learn reading to be honest if you try this you will feel dry it boring

(shocker)

Teacher : did you do your reading plus
jack: no

teacher ; fuck you

by guest_912 November 4, 2020

Reading

TV in your head, if done correctly.

I don't understand why people hate reading. Its like TV in your head.

by Willow Collie June 18, 2011

Reading, Massachusetts

A nice middle class town just about 20 mins. north of boston in middlesex county where everybody knows everybody and people are way to obsessed with school sports. 90% of the neighborhoods in the town are nice with the exception of the apartment complex on main street and shit near the train depot. Kids usually drive around on a friday night in their dads bmw or merecedes looking for something to do. cops in reading are complete ass holes and will pull you over for anything. cops in reading are also hooked on cocaine and hitting on all of the females in the town. Reading has 2 highschools - RMHS which is the public school of the town and then you got Austin Prep : where rich parents send their kids to get a 'better education' and to prepare them for college. All in all, Reading is a cool place to grow up, full of cool people except the coke head cops, but thats besides the point.

Bill: Where u from?
Bob: Reading, Massachusetts
Bill: O yeh, all of your cops are yayo addicts..especially the young ones who pull us teens over for no apparent reason and date highschool girls...

by Classified01867 November 20, 2006