Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

Razorwyre

Among Swedish homosexuals 'razorwyre' is a common euphemism for an act of oral sex in which the fellatist has braces.

Sven's cock is really hurting from the razorwyre.

by Answer to the question May 3, 2011

RazorfaG

RazorfaG is a word used in SA-MP to call people stupid.

You're a fucking RazorfaG.

by MayneFromGhetto March 22, 2013

razorsfavbf

razorsfavbf is an amazing mutual with hilarious content. he shares things that don't need to be shared which scares me and probably other mutual, but yk, he's awesome <3

person 1- "who's razorsfavbf?"
person 2- "funny guy with hilarious content, he's also razors favourite boyfriend!"

by oikawatorusbf September 11, 2021

hailstorm razor

The act of bending your sexual partner over, getting a broom, no the handle side, and cleanin out either their anal or vaginal area, screaming,"HAILSTORM RAZOR"

"HAILSTORM RAZOR" *shoves broom up Becky's fat ass*

by This dick December 5, 2014

Team razorbacks

A group of guys that stand around at work all day and talk

The coach and his team razorbacks and the trainer ignore customers and just talk all day.

by Power stroke June 13, 2017

Snafu's Razor

Snafu's Razor: It only happens all at once.

This principle expresses what happens when life simultaneously conspires against an individual, throwing more stuff against his/her world than can stick. It is the opposite of the ideal, "Whenever God closes a door, he opens a window."

Nebbish was reassigned at work, his wife left him, his house was repossessed, and both of his parents needed heart valve replacements. He stated that it was simply Snafu's Razor at work.

by jaharvey99 September 6, 2013