Ranch

(adj.) A girl who is stereotypically Midwestern in a trashy way.

When I saw she had spilled Fireball down the front of her Pink Cardinals shirt, then heard her scream 'whoooooooo,' I knew she was super ranch.

by C-El, Esq May 2, 2016

ranch tooth

Much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves Wendy's ranch chicken sandwiches. However this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is prone to shout out "RANCH!" in any situation.

Just tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!

by Jack September 5, 2005

Rancho Penasquitos

Suburban area in San Diego where Poway kids come to get drugs. Usually referred to as PQ. There is very little to do and the only noticeable landmarks are the Vons and 7/11, as well as a rather large park situated on a hill.

"Hey let's go down to the PQ Vons center and pick up a sack"

Person 1: "Hey wanna go pick up a sack?"
Person 2: "Hold on, I've got a guy in Rancho Penasquitos"

by starbucks_kid_forever February 4, 2009

Jackson Rancheria Style

When you leave a casino with an empty wallet and a bleeding anus. There also may be copious amounts of male ejaculate stuck to your back. Don't bother with making a Police report, it is your fault for walking through the door and being done Jackson Rancheria Style!

Dinner at Lone Wolf's Restaurant $150
One night in a Tuscan Suite $399
Show tickets $150
Paying 150% over retail at the Kessler's gift shop. $300
Getting your bank account emptied
while playing in the Casino.....PRICELESS

That is what is know as "getting worked Jackson Rancheria Style"

by ouchmyasshurts April 9, 2009

bunny ranch

Where they keep the bunnies.

Bind me, gag me, take me to the bunny ranch.

by Ulaliya March 16, 2004

ranchportation

the movement of ranch dressing from place to place. Combination of the words "ranch" and "transportation"

"Liz, you're in charge of ranchportation tonight-- let's make sure we have something to dip our pizza crust in!"

by C$$ January 7, 2009

Ram Ranch 202

The much anticipated 202nd entry in the Ram Ranch series where a war breaks out of epic proportions at Malibu Beach. The US Army, along with the 40 naked niggers board the cock ship to rescue the Ram Ranch cowboys when they find Thor fucking Batman, and decide to join in. As they go deeper into the cock ship, they find Keanu Reeves fucking Andalla in a similar way to Thor and Batman. Later on again, they find Spider-Man fucking the shit out of Prince Harry. This is truly the most ambitious crossover in the history of media itself.

"Ram Ranch 202 is the best song ever created, don't you agree?"

"Hell yeah."

by Ram Ranch Cowboy October 17, 2020