Ryder Pink

This man is a very nice human being. His last name is pink because if you know you know ;). He also tried the great act of Slovakian Traffic Cone but he wasn't really a fan of this! He also carries his Australian Football Team and will one day make the AFL. He also has a massive penis and has a hard time carrying it around because of his skinny, 5'9 stature.
Me: Oh How I Wish My Penis Was As Big As Ryder Pink's!
You: He Is So Dreamy For Real!!!
by GigaMan77 August 28, 2024
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ryder stonehouse

Ryder is known for his competitive gaming skills in games such as Minecraft, Siege and fortnite. He enjoys listening to music artists such as Alex G, Niko B and Odetari.
Ryder also enjoys going to the gym and playing football in his spare time, he is a legend at what he does. Ryder is a well rated man and does not associate with those who are not on his level of ratedness.
Friend: “Are you popular at school?”
Me: “I mean… you could say i am rated like Ryder Stonehouse.”
by kelsie!! April 07, 2024
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Dirty Ryder

The act of jumping from a 25-meter high diving board and onto the erect penis of another man, this action can be performed analy or vaginally. Bonus points if you injure yourself in the process
Brooooo, my girlfriend nearly broke her ankle when we did a dirty Ryder last night.
by astercae April 16, 2020
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ryder

a bad ass! ur homie! your reason to live! an icon. is he gay? maybe. find out yourself
omg ryder!! I LOVE YOU
by urmom248 July 14, 2022
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Ryder

Ryder never learned the days of the week
"Ryder, what day is it today?"
"I don't know. I came out of my mom's vagina with my brain fried!"
by CaeAltinha10 May 22, 2024
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Ryder

Ryder is a top tier gamer and always shits on a Brylan in video games. Ryder also gets hella bitches(unlike Brylan). Ryder is Smart, handsome and has a great personality. A Ryder is good at about everything he does.
Yo that dude gets hella bitches. He must be a Ryder.
by Quandale Bingle November 07, 2022
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erika’s bf
ryder is erika bf
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