Rim Ripper

When i was 13 i had my first 'Rim Ripper'... i had partied the night before, and nobody wants to take a shit in sum1 elses house at a party.. so i held it in all night. and next morning i didn't have to go till a lil while in the after noon.. all the fucking alchohal from the party had dehydrated my system so when i shit it was just a huge baseball sized chunk of concrete shit.. of course it had to come out.. and of course.. it was a 'Rim Ripper'.. in short a Rim Ripper is when ur shit is so big your anus bleeds

1) man i just had the biggest rim ripper i can even walk

2) either my girlfirend forgot her tampons or she had a rim ripper cuz these panties are Crimson!

by Scott Wiltshire September 10, 2005

rim job

Oral-anal stimulation for the purpose of sexual gratification. Enjoyed by those who have tried it, feared by those who have not. Married couples typically overlook this in their foreplay.

Steve's getting married next week. He better get all the rim jobs he can now!

by Cap July 2, 2004

rim job

to lick somebodys asshole

i like it when the mailman gives me a rim job

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

Rim Job

Also known as Rimming.

The surprisingly pleasurable act of licking or having ones own sphincter licked.

The process of performing a Rim Job can be fraught with dangers such as stumbling across clingons, the rimee releasing an air biscuit, or simply encountering a particularly unhygienic ring piece.

That Klim loved giving Rim Jobs.

by Gwyndaff January 30, 2004

Rim Shot

A drum roll, usually heard after a corny joke, involving 3 three hits on the drum.

Man: What's a mouses favorite game? ParCHEEZY

*Insert Rim shot here*

by Chancer4ever May 24, 2008

Rim Jim

Essentially a rim job with a bonus. A Slim Jim is inserted to the rectum and the partner proceeds to eat the Slim Jim until it is completely gone. Rim job follows.

Becky went to the store and got a Slim Jim to use for my Rim Jim tonight.

by Slim Rider December 28, 2014

rim sack

The result of the testicles coming into contact with an unclean anus during intercourse.

That chick gave me rim sack, I had to wash my balls 4 times to get the stank off.

by yokah March 7, 2011