Religion

People's justification for existence, system of belief that validates and explains life. Said people then proceed to disagree upon the details of the faith and blow each other up.
See bollocks

My religion's better than yours cos I'm allowed to shag.

by Suze Boo October 13, 2004

religion

The same as "the loop".
No one understands its sense, many lough about it, most shit on it.

+ Christ: You have to believe me, or you gonna go to hell. (Or I bone you as long as you are male and adolescent).
+ Jewish: Halabalachalachn. Hanuka.
+ Moslem: Kalakalschemkaken. Kalakakack.
+ Buddhist: The circle is holy.
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Me: Whatever.

by Emu Lgator May 21, 2004

Religion

Cult. In the views of an athiest... it is a cult that controls everyone but who claims true athiesm.

Man, look at that religion goin off and killin demselves.

by Ryan November 9, 2003

religion

Fake; A lie; Non-existant.

That chicks breasts are so religious.

by JMcFly June 5, 2005

Religion

See the word: scam.

Person 1: "So... are you interested in any religions?"
Person 2: "I'd rather save money and time..."

by Jrayk October 20, 2006

religion

"The world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth."

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

religion

The cause of all the world's problems.

Violence in the middle east is because of religious conflict.

Negative feelings towards homosexuals are based on religious beliefs.

by Colony September 20, 2003