Randy

This is the worst kind of bowel movement. Typically though it will happen when you’ve eaten a Tim Brownie then gotten the munchies and decided to have some Portuguese Meatloaf on a school night. A good Randy has several telling sighs such as, extremely stinky, almost black in color, with some yellowish brown mixed in and somewhat runny. When you have one of these, you know that meatloaf was on point. A Randy can also occur at random. If you ever feel like taking a poop just think of his face, label making/rewinding or flannel shirts with ponytails.Makes sure you have some depends if you feel like a Randy may occur unannounced. It can happen and the last thing you want to do is Randy in your pants.

Jesus Christ! I almost had a Randy in my pants. Guess I shouldn’t of had that extra serving of Portuguese Meatloaf last night. Thank good I wore depends to school today and have a flannel shirt on. Of course now, I can’t stop thinking of Randy’s gay face and I keep on pooping. Fuck. And I have a Math test next period.

by Randyheartsmen August 5, 2020

randy

a dude that smells really bad.

person 1: He is really cute
person 2:But he smells like randy

by TRANNNY August 7, 2020

Randy

A man who would do anything for his truck, works at home depot, is most likely ginger and he usually wears camo shirts and cargo pants. If you meet a Randy, expect the first thing he says will be "Hey girl get in my pickup truck, you shouldn't be worrying about a disease that has a 99% survival rate!" (jokes aside if you actually think like that the circus is that way 👉)

Randy: I'm not sexually active because I actually respect women!
McDonalds employee: ok.

by Madeanaccountjustforthisonewor September 14, 2020

randy

someone who is not known

harry ellis is a massive but yet small randy

by bolo.tsm November 3, 2020

randy

adjective: A beautiful and hot female
noun: A beautiful and hot female

Him: you are a randy
Her: thank you *blushes”

by shitfaced mother fucker December 26, 2020

Randy

Randy likes anime. His favorite anime is Re:Zero. He is 17 and can drive. He games way too much. Doesn't know how to cook but will try his best. Makes good bao zi.

Randy is the gamer.

by o3405a December 29, 2020

randy

i dont even know- just writing this cause im simply inlove with a randy. idk how he does it..he makes me so happy, id literally do anything for him, i dont want him to ever leave lol

inlove w a randy asf

by mfyeahyeah January 17, 2021