random crap

When your shit looks abnormal.

Simon noticedar his crap wouldn't fit down the toilet!

I just had the most random crap

by Marlin22 November 13, 2016

Random bullshit

Something Moon Knight throws at his enemies whenever he feels threatened.

Thugs :"Be careful, man. I hear Moon Knight attacks with all sorts of random bullshit."
"Please, I got him dead to rights. Now to--"
MK: "RANDOM BULSHIT GO!!!!"

by Khonshulover66 November 30, 2021

turbo random

A Turbo Random is a person who no one knows who are. Especially used in online video games.

Who is that inting the game? I don't know, must be a turbo random.

by Magnocool April 3, 2021

randOMG

A combination of random and OMG. It is to be used in situations situations in which one or the other doesn't quite so it justice, but when combined it provides the perfect description!

Person 1: "Something happened to me the other day but I can't decide whether to use the term 'random' or 'OMG'. Any help?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah! Just say randOMG!"
Person 1: "Oh yeah, that works! Well it was like so randOMG...."

by Z-Man13 November 14, 2011

Random Dance Party

A small dance rave that can happen at any time, in any place. All you have to do to start one is yell as loud as possible, "I DECLARE THIS SPOT TO BE A RANDOM DANCE PARTAAAAY!" and then you and your friends must get crunk with it. As for music, someone can drop a beat, or you can sing your favorite song, or everyone can just dance to whatevers stuck in their head at that particular moment. The typical Random Dance Party is very short however, and most of the time only lasts about five seconds. If you want a light show for your RDP, then go to the website mentioned in the example below. Just put that website up on your screen, turn out the lights, and turn up the tunes! The rapidly flashing colors should give your RDP a crazy techno-rave kinda vibe. Or maybe it will just give you a seizure...

The Random Dance Party was invented at Berkeley Preparatory School in Florida.

"I do declare this definition to be a random dance party!" *everyone boogies*

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by interruptive_cow January 29, 2006

a random

noun: someone (usually of the opposite sex, but not always) whos number you have, but you don't really know them. May have met then once or twice(usually while intoxicated). May have never even met them at all. You call them when you are bored and need something to do.

Man, I'm bored lets call up some randoms on my phone.

That guys a random; got his number when I was wasted, but dont really know him.

by Sahar October 25, 2004

Random pasta

Industrially-sized pasta, with random sausages, meant to be eaten in random moments. The sausages are usually hand made with leftovers, better if coming from a friend's fridge.

"so, what we gonna eat today?"
"hmmm... dunno, random pasta?"
"sounds good, I've been collecting leftovers since three days"

by drf__ January 26, 2010