russian quilt

The Dutch Oven, but 100 times worse

Babe why did you give me the Russian Quilt?!

by Tristian Gross January 24, 2021

r/quityourbullshit

The place where people get caught capping

reddit user no 1: bro my dad is the owner of reddit he'll ban you
reddit user no 2: r/quityourbullshit

by Freshbaked_bred June 26, 2023

Jersey Quilt

The Jersey Quilt is when one replaces their bed sheets with beach towels. This allows them to defecate freely while asleep and still have a fresh mattress/bed sheets afterwards.

It's that time of the week. The diarrhea weekend has begun! I'm going to go home and make myself a Jersey Quilt.

by RupertKennedy83 November 15, 2023

Patch of Quilters

Collective noun for quilters

Three or more quilters getting together to quilt or discuss quilting is known as a Patch of Quilters.

by Megnatex April 24, 2019

red flag quilt

When someone's personality and experiences have so many red flags that you could make a quilt out of them

My friend's baby daddy already has two other baby mamas, he's too broke to live on his own and had to move back in with his mom, and he's 15 years older than her. One of these red flags on its own might not be a problem, but this man is a red flag quilt.

by gum in my hair March 6, 2025