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Quantum Endanglement

When an abnormally under-endowed gentleman offers his testicular capsule into the expecting oral feature of a consenting partner until the scrotum has enveloped the uvula in a warm caress. Pubic hair optional. Mint flavor optional. Follow on steps are up to the discretion of the performer.
Becky: Why does your voice sound so scratchy?
Svetlana: Got into a quantum endanglement with Chad last night hand he shaved recently so his balls had five o cock shadow and cheese grated my uvula. I came so hard.
by bambanubz July 7, 2021
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Quantum Fusion

Quantum Fusion is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
by AnonymousSwagBag May 9, 2013
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Quantum physics

Guy:you know about Quantum physics?
Guy2:I ain't ant man
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Quantum Physics

Quantum Physics is a complex form of mathematics used mainly by scientists.
Quantum Physics is a seriously difficult form of math.
by RealBillNye November 30, 2020
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quantum leaping

When you get so plastered that you can feel it before you even start to drink.
You know man, I wasn't planning on drinking this weekend, but it's Thursday night and I'm quantum leaping so I guess I must be wrong.
by FrenchDawg117 February 9, 2018
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quantum of nutsack

1. adj: a measurement of shlongs per eggs on the dance floor or at a party, measured in nibbles; 1 nibble for every dude per chick. As we know, math is quite an issue for this, so rounding is appropriate.
2. adj: also a large group of homosexuals...also on the dance floor
Herman: Hey Richard, what's the quantum of nutsack?
Richard: It's about 3 nibbles.
Herman: Would you call that a fest of sausage?
Richard: Why yes, yes I would.
by doolichard March 8, 2011
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Quantum Nut

A Quantum Nut is where you and a homie create two dimensions: one in which both nut at different times and one in which both nut at the same time. Because it is more common to nut at different times, it is a more rare scenario for you to nut at the same time. In a Quantum Nut, you and a homie nut at the same time, placing both in the more rare dimension, ultimately making you the most rare of your own specific kind.
“Yo Eli did I just busted my last nut before No Nut November at 11:59:50”.

Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.

“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.
by PeetoElCheeto October 31, 2019
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