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Quantum Honkey

a black dude that has an IQ above 70, is sober from narcotics and corner-store sauce, has no priors, does not have fifty cousins, does not milk welfare, abstains from beating his bitches over 5 bucks, and forms intelligible sentences by not omitting/adding/rearranging verbs such as "is" and "are", or making retarded substitutions with "be"
Example of non Quantum Honkey: "That nigga gonna die!!" or, "Bitch, what your name is?!" or, "He be trippin!"

Example of Quantum Honkey: "That nigga is gonna die!!", "Girl, what is your name if I may ask?", "He is tripping!"
by Dr Hotjointz May 10, 2006
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Quantum of Solace

I am looking forward to seeing Quantum of Solace
by beep.beep March 7, 2009
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Quantum Jelly

Jelly which is both on the knife, in the jar and on the toast. You can't tell which cause by looking, you'll change the outcome.
Dang, I hate Quantum Jelly!
by DeDLoK March 8, 2005
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quantum slut

A woman who detaches her head from her body so the body can commit promiscuous acts whilst the head can attend major corporate functions. A quantum slut may also steal a pair of breasts from someone and sew them to her back.
Matt; Where's Heather's body gone?
Steve; Probably commiting some promiscuous acts.
Matt; What a quantum slut
by Steve Haigsmith August 4, 2007
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quantum dating

by Princess215 April 21, 2002
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Quantum Standard Time

A time zone where its all the times, all the time
That dude programs like he must be on Quantum Standard Time!
by QuantumAbacus June 25, 2018
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Quantum rizzics

On the take that quantum physics is really hard and rizzics be another word for swagger in life and they way you smooth taking to women you would be qualified in quantum rizzics
He is your degree in quantum rizzics
by Fanta balls May 14, 2023
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