over qualified unemployable

a person who has spent many years aquiring a large range of qualifications/degrees from University or College yet they are still unemployable due to their qualifications meaning shit.

1. James just recieved his bachelor of "something" to add to his docterate in "something else" but he still cant get a job because his qualifications are worth fuck all in the real world. Now he is going to collect welfare and become a hippy 30 year old student. hence an over qualified unemployable

by P-Pope July 20, 2008

quadtard

An operator of a four wheeled Off-Highway Vehicle.
These operators can be recognised by the following traits:

-Only ventures out to the local OHV or track once or twice a year?

-Forgets to bring fuel, water and food for your day of ‘riding’?

-Timeshares the ATC or quad?

-Screams at or chases the rider who won’t relinquish the ATC or quad when his/her time is complete?

-Shares a helmet?

-Argues over the ‘glove’?

-Attempts to ‘roost’ and then look back to see how much dust you’ve managed to kick up?

-Never operates out of eyesight of the campgrounds?

-Drives their mom’s Isuzu pickup with the ATC or quad loaded vertically on its rear tires and seat?

-Uses clothesline instead of tie-downs?

-Drinks alcohol while operating their vehicle.

-Leaves trash behind.

-Ruins trails.

Tom: Hey Fred, you see that picnic table over there?
Fred: Which picnic table?
Tom: The one with the helmet under it...
Fred: Yeah, what about it?
Tom: Some quadtard must have rode off without their helmet again...dumbass quadtards..

by mreverting September 24, 2007

Qualenis

A decrepid black penis that is more fragile that it appears.
plural: "qualeni")

Yo' mutha Fucka, dats one slippery derepid black qualenis

by Evan Seaman April 14, 2006

qualakon

To be above all limits imaginable and to use knowledge in a way to get people to listen to you and makes you have power. Someone who is a qualakon usually is a snitch and/or knows a lot of people that can do sneaky things.

1.)I am qualakon! Do as I say or else everyone will know everything about you.

by ChiefQualakon November 23, 2004

Qualitage

Used to describe something outstanding, impressive or worthy of the highest praise. Derived from the word 'quality', qualitage is just that little bit more and should be reserved for special situations or occurences.

"Absolute qualitage banterage today boys!"

"That goal was qualitage!"

Nigel: "Bruce...I shagged your mum last night..."
Bruce: "Qualitage!!"

by L Groover August 10, 2006

quality gollity

Top quality... best quality something could ever be.

''wow that film was quality gollity''

by anniexxxxx July 2, 2007

high-quality problem

high-quality problem--a situation where a problem is presented which is of little consequence to the parties involved, but none-the-less one which could potentially yield favorable results.

One Fraternity brother to another:
"Man, yeah this mixer last year there were only like five of us there and all of the chi omega's, it was a good time, it was what you call a high-quality problem."

by frattastic friday November 10, 2009