burning porcelain

The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).

"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"

by Sue D. Nymme September 22, 2007

Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.

Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.

by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010

gentlemans parcel

penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.

Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.

by vxrandall July 4, 2012

jace parcell

A semi tough redneck from backwoods pennsylvania normally found around tobacco or classy women.

I walked through the woods and saw a wild Jace Parcell

by Buckmaster May 21, 2014

Room of Porcelain Fixtures

Bathroom, restroom, lavatory. Any room containing a toilet and a sink.

He has such a low tolerance for alcohol that one beer will send him running to the Room of Porcelain Fixtures.

by uwg October 24, 2006

pound the porcelain

To take a shit.

Linked to the kinetic force of your faeces striking the porcelain of the toilet.

I think I feel a grog bog coming on, I'm gunna go pound the porcelain.

by Bonesey July 19, 2010

Pressure Wash the Porcelain

Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.

Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.

by TANGO December 12, 2012