Purrty

A silly way of saying "Pretty," especially when pretending to be southern or have an accent.

Wow, you're so purrty.

by Purrvy June 3, 2014

Purple Cauliflower

A severe cased of inflamed, thrombosed hemorrhoids giving the area around the anus the appearance of a head of cauliflower.

Stan: Hey Brahhhhhhh! How was your weekend?
Gary: Great Brooooohhhhh! I wrecked my girlfriend's ass all weekend long. She loved it. But it looked like a Purple Cauliflower this morning. She wouldn't let me touch it.
Stan: Get her some salve Braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

Man Purr

When a man is so satisfied with life he makes a purr like sound, usually in bed.

After making passionate love to his woman, Adam let out a man purr.

What was that sound babe?

"Oh. That was my man purr."

by SuperKatGirl May 12, 2015

pure gold

A stronger synonym for golden or gem: of extreme quality, superb, above praise.

This one is pure gold. Wish I could upvote more than once.

by __Vano May 31, 2015

purrer

A cat, so called because... well... it purrs.

Look at that little purrer! I'd better nose it now. (Cat runs off closely pursued by would-be noser)

by El Noso Blanco September 10, 2006

Purse Lint

The receipts, gum wrappers, tissues, and other odd papers that accumulate in your purse seemingly overnight.

Sarah: I just removed three Starbucks receipts, an expired Safeway coupon, two gum wrappers and a half-dozen tissues from my purse. No wonder I couldn't find anything.

Hannah: Wow, that's a lot of Purse Lint.

by miwcat March 17, 2009

purple magic

A drank that consist of G2 (gatorade), vodka and pop rocks.
a perfect meat head solution to drink all night and still workout the next day. the G2 keeps you hydrated and the pop rocks keeps the drink popin.

person 1: hey, man didnt expect you to be at the gym, use waz totally loaded last night.
person 2: purple magic.
person 1: enough said.

by stepstam. March 24, 2011