Protecting American Interests in the Region

War crimes

Woah did you hear the presidents address about Protecting American Interests in the Region?

I got bored after he started talking about civilian casualties

by Ripefruit March 16, 2021

protective cusstody

Imprisonment designed to shield someone from swearing and other crude language.

What good is protective cusstody if da jailers and other officials of da clink grumble and/or shout profanity/obscenity-laced remarks themselves?!??

by QuacksO January 25, 2023

volcano protection

Volcano Protection

Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.

by StalinGotNoCredit June 2, 2018

protect your cornbread

The presumed need whilst incarcerated to defend ones meal, anal integrity or general well being.

Guy:

"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"

Weev:

"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"

by wirehead November 21, 2015

fegyt protection

the protection of a gay fegyt from the NNN

"omg maxa why are u cumming its november - yali says
"its ok i have my fegyt protection" - maxa

by Maxa_grah November 1, 2023

Respectability Protection

Respectability Protection is offering protection only to those who meet certain traditional, conventional and patriarchal standards.

They didn’t defend or help her because they felt that she didn’t fall into the category of Respectability Protection because she is a stripper.

by MrsB January 31, 2021

protect my peace

Do whatever it is to keep your happiness... even if it will leave a detrimental effect on your life.

I didn't do the essay because I'm choosing to protect my peace instead.

by taroroot October 12, 2023