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Professor Biohazard

The maddened grandchild of Albert Einstein. A terrorist and main player in WWII. Nobody knows his first name, as he only goes by the name of professor Biohazard. It is believed that in 1911 he created a bomb so powerful that even he couldn't comprehend the abomination he had created. In the year 1917 it exploded, in an event know as Halifax. After this he went missing and nobody has heard from him to this day.
Some people say he's still alive, living on the chemicals he creates.

Others say he took on the role of Führer of Germany in the year 1934 and died from drug overdose in 1945.
Others say he's still active in terrorism, only under the name of Osama Bin Laden.

None of these we can be sure of, all we know is that Professor Biohazard has, and possibly still does cause extreme chaos across the world.
by Professor Biohazard March 29, 2011
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Professor Ku Klux

The guy who named the Great White Shark, White Grapes and the Killer Whale (which is black).
Who made up this shit? Professor Ku Klux?!
by anonymousclucker June 18, 2018
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pr0fessor

Of unfathomable loserness; the worst loser to ever curse the surface of the world.
You suck, you pr0fessor!
by Chiyo February 8, 2003
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superscalar processor

A form of parallel processing using a single computer processor containing multiple pipelines. Intel's 80486 and Pentium processors were of this type.
Also called superscalar architecture.
Superscalar processors can reduce bottlenecks and increase throughput.
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poo professor

Homosexual, master of the ass, poofter etc.
Martin Pacal and fathr, Chris Bowers, mitch cox
by Brett Barker July 23, 2003
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Professor McTittyGrab

A woman who specializes in the education of breast message. Also, see an "Alicia."
I've never fondled breasts before, I need a Professor McTittyGrab to show me the ropes.
by KevDee May 17, 2010
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Professor

Knows quite a lot about science stuff.

Jesus incarnate.
We praise Professor Dave for his never ending knowledge.
by Bigboi68.5 March 14, 2019
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