Piper Prime

A person who gets a nose bleed whenever they look at the popular Nintendo video game character Samus Aran.

You love Metroid too much, such a Piper prime

by Slamlink February 9, 2021

Prime Log

it's this one log that tommyinnit had in his exile arc in the dream smp minecraft server, which is apparently used to get his primes along with ringing a bell and screaming "TWITCH PRIME" at his chat, and it seems to work well!!

tommyinnit : we're at the prime log chat, you know what to do

by sqk17 February 11, 2021

Minos Prime

A smurfs soul that formed after a prison made of flesh got defeated by a fucking go-pro with legs. Minos Prime says some cool dialogue that consist of, "hey thanks for freeing me, imma beat the shit outta you..." Then proceeds to whoop your ass for 4 hours. Once you finally learn to parry the cheese lookin snake things, you basically win.
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Oh yeah and "JUDGEMENT!" will haunt your dreams for the next week and a half...

Biggest Minos Prime Fan "Minos Prime is a bitch baby!"
Average Sisyphus Prime Enjoyer "yeah..."

by [Jesus Prime] June 28, 2023

Optimus Prime

Enjoys Ripping off faces

Don’t believe me ask the fallen

Optimus Prime: Give me your face

by Gojira Octavio April 24, 2022

Thotimus Prime

The ultimate thot
Someone who is a huge hoe

RiLeY rUiZ is thotimus prime

Is that you? thotimus prime?

by roast me March 13, 2019

Optimus prime

Leader of the auto bots father of bumblebee and secretly has a crush on megatron

Optimus prime is happy

by Skylynx August 21, 2021

Sloptimus Prime

An Ugly girl who still manages to have sex with an unbeleivable number of guys.

Kyle: Dude...Ricks new girl is a straight up Sloptimus Prime.
James: I know dude...Trust me.

by ThatGuyUSA June 3, 2009