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premature eclapulation

The embarrassing occurrence of a person who is unable to stop themselves from applauding a performance a bit to early or even much too early during a performance. It may occur during a play, concert, speech, opera or sometimes even a movie. The most humorous situation would be a single loud clap followed by the offenders attempt to turn their red face to search the crowd as eyes fall in their direction to see who dunnit. It is however still received as a great complement to the performers .
I almost died laughing the other night when Sophia started to applaud during that pause in Beethoven's 9th symphony when the tenor ends with that dismal note and we all know the flutes are about to kick in. It was a perfect single smack premature eclapulation.
by Santiago Suicide King April 3, 2015
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Preemptive Flush

What you do when you are taking such a big dump that you are afraid you will clog the toilet, so you flush while the dump is being made. What you do when you expect a "Clogger Shit."
by Stew711 July 20, 2015
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Premature Squeeze

The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.
I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.
by NB44 October 4, 2017
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premature geyser

When you are on your bed beating your cock so hard that your cum unexpectedly flies up into your face and mouth.
Ryan: Dude I experienced a premature geyser last night.

Me: Sorry to hear that man.
by nico jack pepper November 15, 2017
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Premala Effect

A facade of choice, in which you feel powerless to oppose and refuse to escape from, out of guilt and fear of missing out.
Miss Angela giving OPTIONAL extra lessons but is actually hella compulsory. Is this the Premala Effect?
by Lorelaiby July 29, 2020
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The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.
I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law
by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021
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PDempsexual

Parents: are you pansexual?

Me: no I’m PDempsexual
by Jo3295:) January 17, 2021
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