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Paranoia

A condition you get when playing Team Fortress 2 too much because the enemy team always had a spy or two.
Xenonox: I think African Jezus is still around here somewhere.

King Frosting: Nah. He's not using the spy anymore. You've got paranoia.
by African Jezus February 6, 2009
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paranoia

baseless or excessive suspicion of the motives of others.
people with paranoia are uselessly suspicious of others
by WEHATEYOUFUCKOFF October 19, 2008
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pager paranoia

When you hear beeping sounds as if your pager has gone off, when in fact it hasn't.
When you feel a vibration like the pager went off but was only the cars engine reving mimicking the feeling.
1) Oh crap my pager went off. nope just my mind hearing things again.
2) Just felt my pager vibrate. No was just the subway passing by again.

This pager paranoia is stressing me out.
by Bumblbee69 February 14, 2012
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paranoia respect

The latest and greatest Paranoia remix out yet. The artist name is .3k and the song is "off the hook". This has an insane stepchart with a lot of stream. Towards the end comes a lot of eighth note streams with freeze notes in the stream. Impossible to combo this song at all. This should give Yasu a run for his money. Give this one a try.
PARANOiA Respect is the coolest Paranoia ever.
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paranoid

1)Someone who believes they are being hunted, esp. by everyone.
2)A Black Sabbath album that kicks major ass.
3)A song on said Black Sabbath ablum that kicks major ass.
1)You're always paranoid when you're on acid.
2)I'm gonna listen to 'Paranoid'.
3)You always headbang during 'Paranoid' when you're on pot.
by Psycho Bob September 7, 2003
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parant

Name for dumbasses named Smaran. Usually tall and skinny as fuck. Acts like King Julian. Hypes the squad but gets clowned on.
Shut the fuck up you stupid Parant.
Oh that guy is named Smaran? What a fucking Parant.
by Parant May 28, 2020
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paranoid

It's what happens when you smoke too much of the green stuff.
What was that? there's someone there, what was that sound?*Fuck up you stupid paranoid cunt*
by Risky July 19, 2003
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