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poked

Stuffed, rooted, broken, irrepairable, busted, fucked,
'Had a double dipped square last night - Fuck im poked'.
by Rigs April 27, 2003
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Poped

Being Arse-Raped by a catholic preist or a pope. most commonly victims include young boys.
Ben makes it into a ritual, being poped every sunday morning after service
by Jok3r098 July 7, 2010
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poned

Getting any part of a girl shoved in your face accidentally.
Corey: Dude, she just poned you!
Aaron: Dude, I have a poner!
by joey j September 20, 2005
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poled

To have incurred horrible pain to the the genital region, usually in males, by a cylindrical, vertical structure often referred to as a pole.
by The Beholder of Truth March 27, 2005
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povey

A term for the last finishing drinker or drinkers as it can be a collective, As you are waiting for the last person(s) to drink up: 'come on povey, drink up'

Has been adapted to also include anything that is slow, particaularly slow drivers, queues and bands that take ages to come on stage.

Slow Rover drivers can also be called "Povers", derived from a mix of povey and Rover.
"Stop being a povey and drink up"
"Come on povey!"
"Grrr, this guy is being such a povey"
by '74 '75 June 27, 2006
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poverty shaming

Top point out a person's apparent lack of wealth or financial means
I'm so poverty shaming Paul, he's such a dole waller
by Juggler's hat June 19, 2017
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Paragon poverty

See Paragon Security.

It is the condition of living in poverty but to the extreme. It is a special kind of poverty that you can only find while working for Paragon Security. The condition of being in Paragon poverty is having a full time job which you are working hard on long shifts, many being night shifts, while doing overtime constantly, and working weeks on end without any days off all at minimum wage, yet making somehow less than a Mc. Donald's employee.
Paragon Security: "Hey Mike you NEED to work tonight for a one hour shift. Don't worry we will pay you overtime."

Mike (Paragon Guard): "One hour? Are you crazy? I have just enough subway tickets to last me for the next week of work. I can't afford to come into work today! I'm living in Paragon poverty!"
by Matthew E December 1, 2007
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