three-second pour

(n): the non-scientific measurement of liquor poured straight from the bottle into some poor dope's cup for three seconds without a liquor pourer, rendering the drinker wasted off of "one" drink

"I've seen lots of bartenders do this. They give it a three-second pour!"

"I don't know why I'm so drunk off of one drink!" "It's because he three-second poured it."

by Carrington Schaeffer December 18, 2012

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When it rains it pours

It's happening anyway, so fuck it.

Rich Brian: What does "when it rains it pours" mean?
Joji: That's like.. I guess that's like: It's happening anyway, so fuck it.

(Hot Ones Season 6, Episode 6)

by mamadima July 19, 2018

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pour piss out of a boot

May have multiple meanings:

1. When describing a stupid person, or
2. When describing a very large rain storm.

1. You're so dumb you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel!

2. Look at those clouds, its about to pour piss out of a boot!

by 7h0rn3 April 5, 2009

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the act of pouring liquid (usually an alcoholic beverage) on the ground as a sign of reverence for friends or relatives that have passed away. in most cases, a 40 ounce bottle (see: wordforty/word) of liquor is used.

yo man, i just heard mista rogaz died dogg. i'm-a pour one for my homies.

by bud newman. February 28, 2003

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