Posco

Describes and almost mythical, but real local-legend. Always male, poscos are seen running along the sidewalks of your local community, and are often believed to be homeless based on their unkempt appearance and quirky traits that suggest mild to severe mental illness. Poscos have been known to wear capes, crowns, run barefoot or with an arm raised in the air and typically have some sort of facial hair.

Florida Examples:

Tallahassee's posco, King Love, was dressed as a king with a cape, crown and scepter and ran around holding signs saying things like "King Love Loves You!"

Gainesville has had two, Timpathay, who is constantly spotted running around town, always has his right arm raised to the air he says to 'Give glory to God.' Most recently, an unnamed, rail-thin, bearded posco has been seen nearly everyday running barefoot on concrete. Rumor has it he's a professor at the local college.

by logangator February 3, 2010

Pookout

Verb, when someone wants to participate in a favored activity with friends, but because of conflict with spouse or work, does not.

He had to Pookout on the poker game in order to go to brunch with the inlaws.

by Socopoker January 10, 2014

Porkony

When you are fucking a fat girl (over 200) and you are eating bacon off her back

I was porkony a girl and it tasted so girl

by Roth Porch October 8, 2014

Pokornir

Pokornir is a kind of cheese made by pokorniks. It is made out of cat fur and pokorniks tears. After mixing it, it has to be in a wet enviroment for two weeks. It is mainly made in Switzerland, Germany, France and Czech Republic, because that's where the most pokorniks live.

"Oh boy! That Pokornir is really good!"
"Eww! That Pokornir needs some more time!"
"That girl smells better than Pokornir!

by pokornikTomorrow March 5, 2016

Pokornization

Pokornization is that feeling you get when you realize you are becoming a pokornik.

"Pokornization just stroke down an old woman."
"Damn! I just Pokornized!"
"The whole world has Pokornized."
"My teacher was in a car accident. After she woke up she felt like she was Pokornizating."

by pokornikTomorrow March 7, 2016

Postophobe

Those people that have social media accounts but never post anything .

My friend the postophobe has had a Facebook page for two years now and has never added one single comment or photo.

by arrow229 August 4, 2016

pockodick

When you have anal and there are bits of shit scattered on his dick.

"Aili you gave me pockodick again!"

by Bigdiggydog February 10, 2017