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Hater of Pornhub:Pornhub suck.
Fan of Pornhub: Your Just A Hater of Pornhub.
Hater of Pornhub: Well pornhub sucks and it means A Hater of Pornhub.
Fan of Pornhub: WHAT DID YOU SAY.
Hater of Pornhub: Yeah I said it.
by Llllllll99999 November 20, 2021
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Pornhub

Something that teenagers and old people go on because they have no love life, and are horny
guy 1: Hey I'm really horny right now
Guy 2: have you tried pornhub?
by Strikevall July 12, 2023
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Pornhub

A place to go with incognito mode or browser history deletion. If your parents monitor the network, the idk like get a vpn. A good one is proton vpn. Its free, and works on most devices.
*dad walks in*
dad: "son, what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*
by click to get v bucks February 15, 2023
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Dumb website horny kids go on to watch horny people do horny things.
Very overrated
Person A : Are you watching pornhub?
Person B : I- No-
Person A : Without me?
.
Me : Get tf out of my room before I rip your dick off and stuff your balls inside your assholes.
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 19, 2022
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pornhub elbow

Similar to 'tennis elbow', pornhub elbow occurs after a prolonged period of repeated use of pornhub, typically many months or years. The afflicted person develops chronic pain in the elbow of their dominant hand due to repetitive stress injury.
sufferer: Damn, my elbow is killin me, i gotta lay off the pornhub for a while cuz I got a bad case of pornhub elbow. Pass the naproxen.
by doubtown February 9, 2022
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PornHub

The site where dignity goes to die.

Website where horny people in their 20's go to jerk off instead of finding maidens. Usually contains pornography made in a studio but some is homemade.
Guy: Hey dude, meet my cousin.

Other guy: Bro I've seen her on PornHub before
by Ybex8123 June 30, 2023
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pornhub is website where all the horny 12 year olds and sad 40 year old men whose wives have left them can go to the one place that our dicks fear because the shear pain that there going to endere. pornhub is also the best social spot you can meet the best of people while watching step sis and step bro argue over the tv remote or some shit and then engage in sexual activities that include the loudest fakest moans, some a lot faker then the pornstars boobs on this website.
dad: hey son want to watch pornhub

son: of course
by Pierre monfrair December 13, 2021
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