pookie

Devil child. Child of the devil. Usually disguised as an angel.

"I'm going crazy. My girlfriend's kid is so pookie it's giving me the creeps."

by master of the factory January 12, 2007

pook

To puke and poop uncontrollably at the same time.

Most frequently occurs between the ages 18 to 27 after excessive binge drinking coupled with attacks of late night munchies. Also could be caused by illness such as influenza. " Jamie drank and ate too much so she pooked in the bathroom at Burger King". If pooked more than once you will be considered a "pooker" or "pookemon".

by John McCrum and John Nerone December 28, 2005

Pookiebear

well liek
pookie best
bear*
is like saying
sweetie
or like
honey
uk
just more cringey
like why i use it
is that better?

You are my pookiebear

by Sandy monkey January 30, 2022

pook

1. A yound one's fart. 2. What you tell a child when they fart. 3. The noise of a fart when it's short, quick, sharp, and dry.

Mother telling child, "You make pook!"

by Arnie Schiffer May 11, 2008

pook

A term of endearment used between young Indigos and little Asian girls.

Also the name of many Thai sluts.

"Oh pook, there's something in your beard!"

by Hannah Pook January 7, 2006

Pook

An exclamation used to show frustration, such as "oh dear" or "dammit"

Also a tasty Scandanavian finger sandwich.

"Oh Pook! You ate my pook!"

by millie prudence dillent sandwich grimmenheimer May 4, 2008

Pook

Being so drunk that you vomit,defecate,and urinate at the same time.

Brrrrrrrrrrpssssssssssgak

"Ah!Steve just pooked in my car!"

by el clerko August 4, 2003