poner

when a girl is turned on and has a boner, her poon pulses and you call this a poner.

to test this sit ontop of the girl and see if her poon pulses.. if it pulses then she's turned on and has a poner!

-'ahhh you lezzer your pooons fucking pulsing, shes got a poner?! '

-jays so fucking hot!
-you have a poner?
-yeah my poon's pulsing like no other!

by yamayam July 21, 2007

Poned

How to pronounce the idiotic leet-speak word pwned, which derived from the proxomity of the letters "O" and "P" on the keyboard.

Oh u gt totaly pwned!!11!1 I meen owned.!!1!!
But pwned in impossible to pronounce, so I will say poned!!11!

by asdspn July 4, 2009

ponezorz

The combination of pone+zorz usually with an "I" in front. A slightly fruity addition to the word "Pone" which means "to own, to beat, to conquer (Usually used for gamers).

Johnny: I lost again *sigh
Me: Lol, I ponezorz.

by CaptainPooka July 4, 2005

poner

derivitive from the spanish verb "to put." poner is to put out, and when in respect to a human, it is somone who puts out, most likely easily.

god damn, kendall wishes all guys were poners.

by wild man May 10, 2005

Poner

A mixture between a Prep and a Stoner; a person who smokes the sacred herb and/or has a positive out look on marijuana, but is also considered to be in the social category of Preppy based upon the Hollister, Abercrombie&Fitch, American Eagle, &Aeropostale brand clothing they wear and by the follow out of regular preppy activities such as shit talking*, being two-faced*, and homewrecking*.
* = Actions may vary.

Person 1: Hey, dude. One of the Ashley's came to school today totally baked off her ass.

Person 2: Yeah, heard she's a Poner now.

by BrittanyTheGinger(; February 21, 2011

Poner

Portmanteau for "powder boner"; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.

Kyle had a raging poner after shredding the pow-pow all weekend at Sugarbush.

by Organ Grinder May 25, 2012

Poned

Basicallt the heritage of this word came from a guy name Mike Spinelli. It is a expression, a victory salute, and a in your face tone, kind of word all compacted in one. Poned basically means to be victorious and obnoxious. When it's used in a state of being 'poned', it means a state of loss and confusion.

Expression:
Rear View Mirror: Man I poned your mom.
Mustardseed4824: I know, I did it too.
A Victory Salute:
Rear View Mirror: PONED!
DrewJCraig: I like men.
In Your Face Tone:
You just got poned.

by Mike Spinelli November 16, 2004