polar bear beatdown

When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.

I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.

by k dizzle 131 August 23, 2016

Polar Bear Plunge

A sexual move a man performs upon his partner that takes great skill and precision, yet can be very detrimental if performed incorrectly. Just as a Polar Bear is on the hunt after a Seal upon the ice, when the Seal slips back into the hole in the ice, the Polar Bear’s hunt is not over. The Polar Bear in its fast and speedy pursuit leaps high, stalls mid air, then falls precisely into the hole.

This sex move is one that only the elite should perform. It’s not for beginners, or those whose coordination is lousy. If done correctly, It will undoubtedly take the breath away of the person whom the move was performed upon, and suddenly send them down a spiral of orgasmic state.

WARNING! If performed incorrectly, the effects upon the man will unvaryingly result in a trip to the hospital.

So I finally mustard up enough courage to try the Polar Bear Plunge on Bonnie last night. You should have seen her eyes!

by Benny Boy December 14, 2019

polar bears need to be saved

on jan 6 2021 trump will be dumping alot of oil into the ocean and it will melt the ice and kill the polar bears.

hey ___ polar bears need to be saved please help them :(

by help polar bears December 30, 2020

polar bear living room

An area that is soooo cold, that it is probably the temperature that arctic bears would like to keep their home.

"Let's crank up the heat, it's like a polar bear living room in here!!"

by halli3sandbag February 20, 2012

Polar Bear

In the cold lovers series

A black skinned person that loves cold weather.

See Arctic Fox, Snow Leopard, Husky

That black dude always in a t-shirt when it's freezing is a Polar Bear

by Cold Lovers April 21, 2019

Polar bear

Slang for large muscular Caucasian male with a lot of body hair.

Woah that guys is a polar bear

by Thefinalone September 21, 2020

Polar Bear Head

When a partner is giving head, occasionally uses their teeth and has a pair of cold hands.

"Katie gives Polar Bear Head, it blows."

Cold hands, lots of teeth.

by anon-for--kuato_lives February 23, 2014