A disease that started in Tokyo. It first infected Gameboys in Japan in 1995. Then in 1998 the disease infected Gameboys in America. Soon channel WB11 was infected too, and now Cartoon Network. The ever-so-popular "Gameboy Advance" systems got infected in 2002, and still is. In 1999 the disease started spreading via cardboard aka "Pokemon Trading Card Game". "Nintendo 64" and "Nintendo Gamecube" are infected too. The disease is also spreading via plastic and metal in the toy isles at Wal-Mart, K-mart, toys-r-us, and every other toy store. It is now July 2004, almost 10 years after the start of this addicting, argument instigating disease and it is still out there, but not as bad as its most powerful years(1999-2001).
Bill: Oh dude have you heard of the game series called Pokemon? its so cool!
Tom: Wait Bil-
Bill: *fucking dies*
Tom: Wait Bil-
Bill: *fucking dies*
by Someonenamedkyle June 19, 2018
by General GopherOwnt June 04, 2003
a creation that should have never been. it is the reason many kids of the 90's lost their souls. now we live in a world that has to many pokemon products. i am the leader of the 'destroy everthing pokemon' organisation.
pokemon is a cartoon that is about a kid named Ash(gay) and his piss-weak pokemon pikachu. they meet a wierd chic that is afraid of bugs misty(also gay) and then they meet a black, blind guy named brock(GAY).
the creator of pokemon, Ching Con or Ching Wing or Ping Pong or some crappy chinese name, is now a rich bastard with out a soul who deserves to DIE!!!!!!!!
any real person that had a soul would never create such a lame idea.
if you have ever bought anything baring the pokemon label YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT AND THEN DOUSED IN GASOLINE AND LIT ON FIRE!!!!!!!
pokemon is a cartoon that is about a kid named Ash(gay) and his piss-weak pokemon pikachu. they meet a wierd chic that is afraid of bugs misty(also gay) and then they meet a black, blind guy named brock(GAY).
the creator of pokemon, Ching Con or Ching Wing or Ping Pong or some crappy chinese name, is now a rich bastard with out a soul who deserves to DIE!!!!!!!!
any real person that had a soul would never create such a lame idea.
if you have ever bought anything baring the pokemon label YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT AND THEN DOUSED IN GASOLINE AND LIT ON FIRE!!!!!!!
pokemon is the worst show on television, closly followed by
-1 big brother
-2 ricky lake (and crappy mid-day talk shows)
-3 days of our lives (and crappy soapies like it)
-1 big brother
-2 ricky lake (and crappy mid-day talk shows)
-3 days of our lives (and crappy soapies like it)
by Goth At War July 06, 2006
the reason why there is hunger and starvation in the world and the cause of aids,
used as a weapon by the Japanese to try to control us but instead we absorbed it and became it.
used as a weapon by the Japanese to try to control us but instead we absorbed it and became it.
by carenebeth June 19, 2009
So I was watchin Pokemon and this Lickytongue was just savagely attacking this Ditto! Then all of a sudden a Poliwrath started double slappin the ditto!
Translation: I was watching porn the other day and this guy was hella eating out this chic! Then he started finger fucking her!"
Translation: I was watching porn the other day and this guy was hella eating out this chic! Then he started finger fucking her!"
by Thy Beloved Count March 22, 2005
a gayass card game that does nothing but milk dollar after dollar out of the pockets of hard working american parents to feed the genetically engineered superchildren of a rich japanese business man
by aaron, emperor of aaronstan and god of being aweso August 08, 2003