potner

A friend that you only hang out with when you wanna smoke pot

I only hang out with andrew when i wanna smoke weed. He's my potner.

by Dblitz July 18, 2010

Tide Podder

A nickname for Gen Z due to the Tide Pod Challenge.

Person 1: Hey, are you a millennial?

Person 2: No, I'm a Tide Podder!

by Harry-the-Heir January 31, 2020

pooner

A person who sits at home (on a perfectly good evening for going out) and masturbates.

Anna aint at the party tonight because shie is a pooner.

by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002

Loner Poner Boner

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

by Elliot Smooth E June 15, 2008

ponderinged

the act of having been pondered about in a derogatory sense

you were ponderinged

by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008

podaner

Another word for a womens vaginal area.

That girl has a smelly podaner!

by Morgan and Derrick December 20, 2007

pondering the orb

A reference to goofy wizards who would sit for hours gazing upon an inanimate object, likely an orb. The phrase "pondering the orb" has emerged as common slag used to refer to someone doing something pretentiously important.

I am coming at your place. You better not be *pondering the orb*

by Obamium69420 November 23, 2021